Hawhawhaw! And I'm back! :D
And dear Elise was just telling me about the absolutely surprising news of our up-and-coming combined MAF with the HCICO
shuaiges. Well, I must say this has ripped up my excitement as the "tradition" was supposedly BIANNUALLY conducting combined MAF with HCICO? But well, their most ingenius way of voting NYCO to have a combined MAF with them yet again is just so touching,
awww. They miss us from last year!
MAF is just like a
ONE DAY CAMP (note that), and therefore, there will be certain neccessities for us to bring! Well, let me list them out for you now, without furthur ado. :D
SweatersIt is just TOO OBVIOUS that the Hwa Chong boys are unable to bring the heat up, no matter how good looking they are, so in any case it doesn't get
hot and sizzling in the room, they might attempt to bring
down the heat instead, like using desperate measures such as switching the air-conditioner to a super cold temperature. This is just when your huge and bulky sweater/jacket comes in handy! Just put it on, so as keep your warm-bloodedness. Still feeling cold? Well, just grab a nearby HCI boy to snug with. Taller and bigger ones more preferred however.
At least a bottle of waterEveryone needs to drink at least 2 litres of water per day. And why just bring
one bottle of water? Does that mean you've gotta bring a bottle which can contain
2 litres of water? Nono, Of course I do not mean that. Well, try not to bring too much water, so when you get thirsty, it's always a great chance to go and know some Hwa Chong boy you've been having your eye on for ages, and borrow some water from him. Pros? By drinking from his bottle, you are unfortunately "indirectly kissing" with him. Cons? He's a
HCI dude you're trying to snag up, girl.
Your instrument with a faulty stringAct innocent while holding your instrument and looking at it helplessly. Wait for the HCI boy you felt you've had your love at first sight with to walk past, and go up to him and whine cutely about your broken string. He MIGHT just go get you a new string, and PERHAPS offer to replace the broken string with the new one. While he's doing it, you might wanna stare at his huge and manly muscles, but well, don't lose this precious chance! Go strike a conversation and try to distract him as much as you can, so he won't finish replacing the string so fast.
Snacks!At any point of time, snacks are always important. If you're watching your weight, don't fret. Those snacks are just
for show. If you see the guy you like walking past, and if you're lucky, he comments that he's hungry, go up to him to offer your snacks! Probably just pick up one or two biscuits once in a while while watching him eat/chatting to him, so it'll take longer for him to finish up the snacks. Pros? You get to chat him up and not gain weight. Cons? Oh man oh man, he's a HCI boy for goodness sake!
A scary looking maskWhen it's nearing night, and you have yet to have a chance to talk to the guy you like a lot at all, that's when this mask comes in handy! Just put it on and jump in front of him suddenly in a dark corner (more preferred) and if you're lucky, he might just scream and jump on you. Just hug him and take off your mask and act like nothing happened. Pros? You get to hug him. Cons? Oh gosh, you get to hug a HWA CHONG BOY!
A spare hoseDue to the stupid incident last year of which I got sprayed at during the water bomb game, and witnessing some shuaige called JIADA with a handy dandy hose SPRAYING EVERYONE EVERYWHERE, I had learnt my lesson and realise the importance of a hose actually, in such a game. At any point of time, plug in your spare hose at any tap and start your spraying! If anyone tries to snatch it away, just snap at him/her that the hose is your own private property actually, and not Hwa Chong's.
Although my mummy has told me lying is a bad habit and should nipped in the bud, I have failed to do so for this whole post. :D
And here's signing off, THE EGO PRO, with a super lame post.
